The Russan,The Friend and The Begining
Hello again this is Mr Vercetti back after a full 2 weeks of intense GTAIV action,You see I have this friend called vlad,Hes from Russia WOW you never would have guessed,He lives in Ireland,One of those Immigraents that came here with his Family to find job,and Feed family juring the countrys economic boom.
2003AD:The Begining of a Friendsip
He arrived in my school september 2003,all quiet,shy and I befriended him on day one because i am also forenigher(from Romainia,yeah its country)I was also buying a computer a the time,so he was good to have to ask him some questions about my pc(Hes a Computer Nerd,and still is put now he dosent express it as much)I used to invite him to my house all he did was use me for my Internet because he had none. and I used him for free games(the legendary gta vice city)
in school we talked all the time.
2004-2006AD:Friendship tested
Between these two years our friendship strenthened and we bacame good buddys talking insesivly about GTA games.We did our juniour cert exams and passed ,then I had the choice of going to TY,I went to TY and fell in love with my teacher,Vlad went on to 5th and fell in love with..........................................................RAP music.Much to my dissmay he also met a new friend Derick,this also feuled vlads love of rap unfortunatly,they set up a crew calling themselvs lyrical myrical.I hated the new vlad but we remained friends in the end,I hated the rap music as much he loved talking about it(i eventualy started to like eminem and 50 cent but i not a fan as such,im a casual listner of RAP.
2007-2008:the future or bust
Since 2006 vlad got his own internet,moved house about a million times,got dreads and smoked "stuff".GTA4 came out in april,we both got it i got it on the 28 of april he had to wait till the 29th and i laughed at him,and still boost about who got it first.
Me and Vlad then started the ultimate fan boy war microsoft xbox 360 versus sonys ps3.and im still not giving in to microsoft fanboys basterds
after a while vlad got sick of gta4 and loved it more and more every day only a true fan will stick with the franshise he loves.I always wanted to play gta with vlad the chance arose when gta4 came out then in july of 2008 i went out and fucking traded in my ps3 copy of gta4 and bough the motherfucking xbox version,fuck.we played online for like 4 das and after that we didnt bother ?.so now im going to buy my beloved ps3 version and continue with it.
2008:stuff stuff and assorted peices of useless information about stuff(and russia)
Russia eh` what a country,they where comunists,they defeted hitler once,its big and when they became democratic the president they "elected" was a former KGB opprative WOW.his name was vlad too.they kiked him out resently,according to the news some parts off russia are out of bounds,i havent got a clue what its about,in other news russia bombed gorgia,my respons is WTF. I honstly dont give a rats ass about other countries exept Ireland,England,Romainia and the USA.Why does russia go start a faucking war,thats all we need,theres war in iraq isreal/iran and now russia versus gorhgia like WTF? the reason for the world ressession is all the FUCKING wars.
VLA3D:THE RUSSIAN IN QUESTION.
He loves RAP or as my American friend likes to call it Retards Attempting Poetry,get it R.A.P LOL.
Vlad,what a guy went from nerd to Rapper to portlaoise nacker in the space of 4 or 5 years
Likes to consider himself a portlaoise man,portlaoise people are arrogent,ignerent pigs.he treis to speak in portlaoise accent and unfortionatly he succeeded(some irish people thought was irish)
i hate it,he has a flat russian accent and speaks perfect english.hes unambitious and belives collage is a waste of time.(slacker).I myself cant spell for for shit(my super sexy hot kinky rich english teacher miss G will tell you that.) but i have ambitions animation.
The GOOD
Vlad is great,He listens to me(even if he`s not interessted he still pretends to listen.)he helps me if i have compter problems.we acn debate about different issues like religion amoong other stuff.He`s the only friend have in this universe.its fun descusing thing with him we have proper conversations and we are now real friend we dont use each other any more i like to think of our friendship as a bart and millhouse type friendship or bevis and butthead style freindship or like bill and ted from that movie. the common thing about all those betrayels of freindship is that they are close freinds.I belive me and vlad are Good freinds forever.
The BAD
huuuuuuuuuum bad things to to say about vla3d,let me begain shall we.
1-He loves fucking rap,mabey he`ll marry it some day,who knows,fucking WIGGA
2-His fucking friend loves it too,the bastered fucking wigga scum(dell,im not talking about the pc manfacturer there also bastereds.
3-He raps about his inner most feelings
4-He raps with that fucker dell
5-He hates gta4
6-He hates ps3
7-He hates my comics
8-He hates my dreams
9-He hates my movies
x-He hates my life
11-He hates my theories on parallell universes
12-He hates my TV despite it bieng larger than his.
13-Hes no supistios yet he belives in thetarro cards bllshit,what a fucking contradiction.
14-Hes hating on me all the time
The Ugly
1-He loves Angel-A and rubbs it in my face,I FUCKING HATE THAT SHITE
2-He loves CUBE more wierd shit he into.
3-He makes me watch music videos i dont want to fucking watch
4-I hate byork fucking bitch with her wierd music she can fuck off back to ice land.
5-What is all that wierd depressing chillout music any way,its shit too.
6-the reason i traded in condmed is because i fucking hated it it. SHIT
7-Fuck
8-I dont think hes ever watched an episode of the simpsons
9 and 10
He use to like Futurama,now he dosent like because he "grew up" bullshit if I ever herd it he still waches spongebob squarepants that for kids,fuck sake man grow up.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Theology 101:THIS TIME GOD ITS PERSONAL
:Religion
I believe in god and the whole Jesus thing that's as far as it goes,hers my views,sorry vla3d
Religion gives you hope that according to popular belief you will go to Heaven and if you were bad then you go to hell.Every one has to live bye the 10 commandments yet everyone has broken them.there are seven DEADLY sins according to the "Bible"which is just a bunch of made up stories that we try to live by.religion is brainwashed into your head bye your parents,catholics are baptized at age 1 or something it is only when your 13 are you aloud to chose but you still get your conformation,its conforming to that religion (CONFORM-ation)but on the plus side you get loads of money your aunts and uncles give you about $50 so bye the time you receive money from them all you can bye a kikass game.kids use it to there advantage to get money.
Heaven VS Hell:The ongoing Debate
Hitler is supposed to have gone to hell according to Hollywood movies and everyone else but what if Hitler said he was truly sorry and god forgive him and let him in to heaven,our god is a forgiving god not a vengeful one so we are led to believe.
According to south park(TV show) everyone goes to hell because everyone sinned that's their concept.its understandable what if god got all pissed of with us when we stood before him,we all sinned so maybe we all go to Hell ?
but......
but if some people say that god forgives everyone then why should i try to be a good person,when i die and stand before him he will just forgive me anyway so i might swell start committing crime(i wont dot worry) all the concepts just contradict each other.that means all the people in prison will go heaven to,GREAT spending time with ted bundy in heaven will be fun.
In America
no sex before marriage-In the united states Mormons and religious freaks don't have sex before marriage and everyone thinks there not sinners,they call it the bible belt,but there is one sin they commit,some of them Beat there kids into religion.all of them morons down south of America think they`ve been touched by God.
In Ireland(My home country).....
religion is corrupt,in Ireland CATHOLIC priests raped kids.in Ireland the catholic church was as powerful as the government until 1985 propaganda,he church could ban movies and porn everything that was bad,they even banned condoms,in the 50 -80s unmarried woman who had babies were sent to laundrettes to work and the baby was taken of them they where deemed unfit to handle a child,the laundries were run by NUNS,priests and nuns bet kids in school so Catholicism was a scam in Ireland.some of them murdered children from beating them in orphanages and GOT WAY WITH IT. IT WAS THE PRIESTS.
t.
DEATH
maybe god lets people die because later on in life that person will turn out to be bad in later life(destiny)but its still not fair.
The Reason I Believe
Religion:Good or bad,Ill try to be a good person because just encase he exists(i don't wanna go to hell if there is a hell.if he dosent then at least people would remember me as a good person so what do i do,the rs nothing wrong with the religion its the people who preach it,i just hope that the whole god thing is the proper religion.because the whole god thing might be wrong because know one knows which religion is the true one.
think about this god and devil,heaven and hell are ideas
,AND AN IDEA IS HARD TO KILL,YOU DECIDE.........................................................
Next Blog Comming Soon,same planet,same Galaxy,different subject.
Mr Vercetti has left the building
I believe in god and the whole Jesus thing that's as far as it goes,hers my views,sorry vla3d
Religion gives you hope that according to popular belief you will go to Heaven and if you were bad then you go to hell.Every one has to live bye the 10 commandments yet everyone has broken them.there are seven DEADLY sins according to the "Bible"which is just a bunch of made up stories that we try to live by.religion is brainwashed into your head bye your parents,catholics are baptized at age 1 or something it is only when your 13 are you aloud to chose but you still get your conformation,its conforming to that religion (CONFORM-ation)but on the plus side you get loads of money your aunts and uncles give you about $50 so bye the time you receive money from them all you can bye a kikass game.kids use it to there advantage to get money.
Heaven VS Hell:The ongoing Debate
Hitler is supposed to have gone to hell according to Hollywood movies and everyone else but what if Hitler said he was truly sorry and god forgive him and let him in to heaven,our god is a forgiving god not a vengeful one so we are led to believe.
According to south park(TV show) everyone goes to hell because everyone sinned that's their concept.its understandable what if god got all pissed of with us when we stood before him,we all sinned so maybe we all go to Hell ?
but......
but if some people say that god forgives everyone then why should i try to be a good person,when i die and stand before him he will just forgive me anyway so i might swell start committing crime(i wont dot worry) all the concepts just contradict each other.that means all the people in prison will go heaven to,GREAT spending time with ted bundy in heaven will be fun.
In America
no sex before marriage-In the united states Mormons and religious freaks don't have sex before marriage and everyone thinks there not sinners,they call it the bible belt,but there is one sin they commit,some of them Beat there kids into religion.all of them morons down south of America think they`ve been touched by God.
In Ireland(My home country).....
religion is corrupt,in Ireland CATHOLIC priests raped kids.in Ireland the catholic church was as powerful as the government until 1985 propaganda,he church could ban movies and porn everything that was bad,they even banned condoms,in the 50 -80s unmarried woman who had babies were sent to laundrettes to work and the baby was taken of them they where deemed unfit to handle a child,the laundries were run by NUNS,priests and nuns bet kids in school so Catholicism was a scam in Ireland.some of them murdered children from beating them in orphanages and GOT WAY WITH IT. IT WAS THE PRIESTS.
t.
DEATH
maybe god lets people die because later on in life that person will turn out to be bad in later life(destiny)but its still not fair.
The Reason I Believe
Religion:Good or bad,Ill try to be a good person because just encase he exists(i don't wanna go to hell if there is a hell.if he dosent then at least people would remember me as a good person so what do i do,the rs nothing wrong with the religion its the people who preach it,i just hope that the whole god thing is the proper religion.because the whole god thing might be wrong because know one knows which religion is the true one.
think about this god and devil,heaven and hell are ideas
,AND AN IDEA IS HARD TO KILL,YOU DECIDE.........................................................
Next Blog Comming Soon,same planet,same Galaxy,different subject.
Mr Vercetti has left the building
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